“When I met Johnny, I was pure virgin. He changed that. He was my first everything. My first real kiss. My first real boyfriend. My first fiancé. The first guy I had sex with. So he’ll always be in my heart. Forever. Kind of funny that word.” - Winona Ryder
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OhHaiThereJasonIDidn’tSeeYouStandingThereEverSoInnocentlyAndNotAtAllMenacing
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Holy. Fucking. Shit. Waking up to that crazy family across the table? Legit worst nightmare.
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“I accidentally squirted in your daughter and now she’s with child”
I love this movie.
Why has no one ever heard of it?
IT’S ALFALFA
^I just recently discovered this movie and i’m IN LOVE with it! I haven’t met one person that’s seen it. wtf?
Skipped Parts. This movie was more funny when I watched last night than as a kid. I understood WAY more. lol
Remember the Little Rascals movie in the early 90s?
Well, I’m incredibly late on this, but the kid who played Alfalfa (Bug Hall) grew up hot and I just discovered that fact last night.
Yes please! Right? Totally smashable.
But then…he turned into a freak, pierced his dick, tattooed…
I’m not gonna lie, I totally clicked on this and looked at the pics…I wonder if that’s REALLY him…Totally curious now…
He was so adorable in the movie! SEQUELLLLL!!!
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he makes speaking words such a beautiful thing
I thought it was funny throughout the whole Skipped Parts book/movie that Lydia was teaching Sam and Maurey about sex but she never used the right terms like “ejaculation” instead of “squirt” Epic fail Lydia. hahah
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